2016簡單的春節英語手抄報：春節英語笑話

每逢春節來臨，家家戶戶都燃起鞭炮，放起禮花，辭舊迎新，釋放一年的快樂。我當然也不例外，過足了放鞭炮的癮。回憶起童年放鞭炮來，別有一番滋味在心頭。以下是本站網小編整理的春節英語手抄報資料，希望喜歡^^

　　My Spring Festival

Last year's Spring Festival is special. My uncle and my aunt came back from Shanghai. My family were very happy to spend the Spring Festival with them. And it was the most exciting festival of all the festivals.

On New Year's Eve，my father and my uncle talked about their work together. My mum did some cooking with my aunt. Grandparents and I watched the New Year TV programmes. At about six o’clock， we had a special family dinner. We all thought the dumplings were delicious.

On the first day of the New Year， we visited our relatives. In the afternoon，we went shopping in Jiefang Road. My uncle bought some Jay's CDs. He likes Jay’s music very much. There were so many people on the road. It was more alive than any other time of a year.

On the second and the third days，we spent a wonderful weekend in the country. There were much bigger trees than in the city. And the animals were more beautiful than in the city. We all enjoyed ourselves.

I had an interesting Spring Festival. How about you?

　　關於春節的英語笑話

01.:how long will the next bus be?

b:it's about 45 feet.

這是玩得文字遊戲。用中文就沒勁了。翻成中文就不好笑了。

02.a: i have seen your face somewhere?

b: yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.

怎麼樣啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在嗎?

omer: these shoes are much too narrow and pointed.

shoes cleark: that's what they' re wearing this season.

customer: perhaps so,but i'm still wearing last season'feet.

or: your cough sounds much better today.

patient: it should. i've been practicing all night.

你的咳嗽今天聽上去好點了

病人： 應該是好點了。昨晚我練了一個晚上。

company's mission to eat nian fan

this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?

翻譯：

在公司吃團年飯

今年在公司裏過春節,在一起吃團年飯時，經理酒醉，入廁嘔吐，恰逢一男職員正小解，經理怒曰：說好不喝了怎麼還倒酒?男聞聲急停，不料憋出個屁來，經理大怒：媽的!誰又開了一瓶?