關於人生感悟的勵志英文座右銘

● The nice women are ugly.

【中文譯文】：好女人不漂亮。

● The beautiful women are not nice.

【中文譯文】：漂亮女人不好。

● When two's company, three's the result!

【中文譯文】：兩個人的狀態是不穩定的',三個人才是!

● Love the neighbor. but don't get caught.

【中文譯文】：要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.

● Save water. shower with your girlfriend.

【中文譯文】：要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡.

● One should love animals. they are so tasty.

【中文譯文】：每個人都應該熱愛動物,因爲它們很好吃.

● Work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours!

【中文譯文】：工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着別人工作.

● The beautiful and nice women are general stupid.

【中文譯文】：又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。

● The beautiful, nice and clever women are married.

【中文譯文】：又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都結婚了。

● Love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.

【中文譯文】：愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養. (老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈)